Olive's Hear !?!?!

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Outside standing around I saw Olive coming towards me. I knew she had been off ill with a bad ear so I asked her about it...

Me: Are you late?
Olive: Maybe a little
Me:  How is your ear?
Olive: On the District Line!
Me: What???

In honour of this bizarre confused answer I made the following image.

Oh dear!


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