My little accident

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Hello there... Sorry I didn't catch your name. I'm Robert and I work in media sales... But enough about me, how are you? And more importantly how did you know about my accident. Please don't tell anyone! I'd be so embarrassed. Between me and you, I only wet the bed now if I have too much soup... But i can't help it... I just love campbells condensed chicken soup so much. Last night was only a little leakage and i changed the sheets before I left the house. But hang on, I'm confused how I can get money, do you want to buy my wee covered Toy Story duvet? If so.. Deal! Where do I send it?

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  1. Anonymous12 January 2012 at 19:21

    The national accident helpline advert at the bottom of the page could not be more fitting! :)

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  2. Minty Bit Stronger12 January 2012 at 19:23

    hahaha! LOVE. IT!

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